THE LAST POST

Written by Chris Bloom, posted by Lora Bloom

Not the last post ever on this site (I hope), but the last one I plan on writing here. And it's not that I don't enjoy it or that the weblord wants me to leave (I hope). I've just met my goal. I wanted to do a weekly post for a year and I did it. Now I can go back to not junking up the page and you can get back to reading about Bibles, which is why you came here in the first place.

I'm profoundly grateful for the opportunity to do this and for your patience with me. I'm also extremely grateful to my wife, who has always done more than was necessary and without whom I literally could not have done this. Most of all, I'm thankful to God for saving my soul and for giving me the ability and desire to write about him and his word.

(I know that last paragraph sounds like an award speech, but you can tell it's not because it didn't last 25 minutes. Unless you're a very slow reader.)

Beyond expressing my gratitude, the best thing I can do is finish where I started. Examine yourselves, like the Bible says to do in 2Corinthians 13.5. If nothing else, I hope I've impressed upon you a very high view of Scripture. If the Bible, especially the New Testament, tells you to do something, you should sit up and take notice. It's not just there to take up space.

Examine yourselves to see if you are in the faith. Nothing is more important to a person than the fate of his soul. The winner of the American presidential election doesn't matter. Making your first million doesn't matter. The color of your first child’s hair doesn't matter. Compared to where you will spend eternity all of these things are trivial.

Think of your most important relationship, the one that makes you who you are and that defines you. It's a sobering thought that if the answer is anything but God, you've created an idol and thus failed the test. Who do we love most? 

That's what makes it so devilishly hard. Love is, in itself, a good thing, and we'd all be much better people if we gave and received more of it. But a good thing is not necessarily the best thing.

That's one reason we need to examine ourselves in the light of Scripture. The Bible is clear that the best thing for humanity is to know God, and that anything or anyone else will fall short.

I find that especially difficult because I love my family so much. I know my wife and children aren't perfect, but I've always found it very easy to place them on the pedestal that only God should occupy. The challenge for me has always been to love God more than them. When I've examined myself in the light of Scripture, I've seen myself for what I was: an idolator.

God didn't owe anyone salvation. None of us has done him a favor by being saved from Hell. He did it all by his own choice. He didn't owe anyone a Bible either, but he provided one anyway, and I believe one reason he did was to give us something to examine ourselves against. 

[LC Bloom is going to miss all of you.]

NO ABRACADABRA

Written by Chris Bloom, posted by Lora Bloom

You know what you never hear? A Christmas sermon based on Matthew 1. And that's too bad. It's an important chapter.

I mean, it's not like most exciting chapter to read or to talk about, and certainly not to listen to. It's a genealogy, so it probably gets skipped over a lot. It's hard to read and harder to preach on. But it tells us something important about Jesus.

No one just waved a magic wand and said “"Abracadabra!” and made Jesus appear. He didn't just come from nowhere. He was expected, and he was foretold, and this chapter tells us exactly where he came from.

Long ago, I had decided to preach through the books of the Bible. I thought this would give me plenty of flexibility while still providing some structure and teaching the church I was pastoring a little about what was in their Bible. While I still think it's a good idea — and you can have it for free if you want — it also left me with a problem: the Sunday before Christmas, I would be preaching from Nahum.

If you haven't read Nahum recently, and there's a good chance you haven't, it's not a book that's  generally associated with the Christmas season. It's an oracle against Assyria, and a pretty vicious one. It's strange to think of ink on paper screaming, but if a book could scream, Nahum would. It would scream for vengeance.

Yet Jesus is in Nahum, too. The destruction of the Assyrians would be the work of the Messiah, who would come and defeat Israel's enemies and make it a great nation again. At least that was the popular understanding.  

I'm not here to say who was right or wrong. I just want to point out that there was a popular understanding. The Messiah didn't just pop up. The Jews had been waiting for him for over a thousand years,

I'm not sure why there are two different genealogies given for Jesus in the Gospels. To the best of my knowledge, the one in Matthew is a legal one, establishing his right to the throne through Joseph, while the one in Luke traces his ancestry through Mary, showing his ancestral descent directly from David. 

Both genealogies show that Jesus Christ didn't just appear from nowhere. His birth, death, and resurrection were foretold, sometimes thousands of years in advance. Since time began the Messiah had been promised, and Jesus was the fulfillment of that promise. That's all “Christ” means; it's just a Greek translation of the Hebrew word “Messiah”. It's a job description, not a last name.

That's why he can never be replaced by anyone else. No one else could fulfill the hopes of his people the way he did. Replacing Jesus Christ wouldn't just mean plugging someone else into his spot. It would require changing thousands of years of prophecy.

No one pulled Jesus out of a hat. No one made him suddenly appear. He came as a response to hundreds of prophecies, and he will fulfill even more at his second coming. His coming was expected and foretold; nobody just waved a magic wand and made it happen.

[LC Bloom is pretty sure no one waved a magic wand and made him appear either, but he really doesn't remember and figures nothing that was going on at the time is his business anyway. He's from Birmingham, Alabama, and can be reached at lechrroom@icloud.com. He also writes for Built for Glory and has written for COBRASAURUS‼‼!]

THE CURSE WE THINK IS A BLESSING

Written by Chris Bloom, posted by Lora Bloom

When asked about God’s blessings, we in America like to point to our vast wealth as proof of God’s favor. After all, the USA is not only the richest country in existence, it's the richest country by far that has ever existed. Even though we hear a lot about how China is catching up to the United States, its economy is about half the size of the USA’s.

And that's a very serious problem.

Jesus said something that should profoundly disturb us. (Actually, he said a great deal that should profoundly disturb us, but I'm just talking about the one thing right now.) He said that it was easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into the Kingdom of Heaven.

Now, there is a way to get a camel through the eye of a needle, but it takes a lot of patience and you won't end up with a working camel. It won't be useful for any of the things you would normally use a camel for. It won't even be camel-shaped. It will, in fact, be a vat of camel juice. 

And forget any nonsense you might have heard about a gate in Jerusalem called the Needle’s Eye that a camel could only fit through if it was unloaded and kneeling. That story was made up in the 1800s by a pastor who wanted to keep some rich parishioners.

Of course, few of us would consider ourselves rich. And we're probably not by American standards. But the fact remains that even poor Americans are wealthy compared with most people in the world. That may not help much if you happen to be one of those poor Americans, but it's the truth. 

The problem is that Jesus called wealth something that would keep us from God. Things that keep us out of Heaven are called curses, not blessings.If Jesus said it's hard for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, then all of us, myself included, who live in the richest nation of all time should be very concerned.

We also have to rethink what we've always been taught to think of as blessings. We have to ask ourselves if God would really bless a nation that was intentionally founded as a secular republic (If you don't believe me,  just read the Constitution!), or one that has never minded lying, cheating, stealing, and killing to get what it wants (If you don't believe me, just read a history book!).

There's nothing special about the United States of America that inherently draws people to God. Being born here makes you an American citizen, but not a citizen of Heaven. And being rich is not always a sign of God’s blessing.

There's nothing in the New Testament that indicates a connection between God’s favor and wealth. You have to look in the Old Testament for a link like that, and since we're not Hebrews living 3000 years ago, we should be careful if we have to get our examples there.

[LC Bloom isn't a 3000-year-old Hebrew, but you'd be excused for thinking so. He's from Birmingham, Alabama, and can be reached at lechroom@icloud.com. He also writes for Built for Glory and has written for COBRASAURUS‼‼!]

I DON'T WANNA GROW UP

Written by Chris Bloom, posted by Lora Bloom

Toys are fun. I grew up in the 1980s, so I remember playing with GI Joes, Transformers, and Star Wars men. And Masters of the Universe, though looking back, playing with over-muscled men in fur Speedos was pretty homosexual.

I still like toys, but I don't obsess over them like I used to. At some point, I stated to care less about Matchbox cars and more about real cars. I just grew up. Unfortunately, it seems like a lot of people don't.

I'm not talking about adults playing with toys. I'm talking about people who should know better still acting like adolescents. There's not much more pathetic than a 70-year-old teenager.

I think there are three reasons people do this. First, everyone seems to do whatever they can be avoid responsibility. Second, there's an absolute terror in our society of growing old. Third, satisfaction of physical desires has become the greatest good in a society increasingly focused on its own pleasure.

Avoiding responsibility has become an epidemic. Unwed fathers have always been famous for ducking responsibility, but now it seems like men and women are doing it, whether they're married or not. Even in those marriages that stay together many spouses hardly ever see each other or their children because they're always working to make money to buy their kids stuff they don't want anyway. The responsibility they have to their families is secondary to their desire to please themselves.

This isn't strange or unusual; this is how people have always thought. The difference is that now it's socially acceptable, so people feel freer to act out their thoughts. It doesn't make it less wrong. It just makes it more prevalent.

In America, and in the West in general, people are genuinely terrified of growing old. Our society worships youth, and doesn't respect old people, but despises them. (I remember being told as a teenager that our society is the first that throws away its old people, but being young I naturally didn't pay it much attention.)

There are two important things to remember, though. The first is that there's only one way to get old, and they might have learned something useful along the way. The second is that a 65-year-old woman isn't supposed to look like a teenage girl. (Neither is a 65-year -old man, which unfortunately has to be said now.) The myth of eternal youth is powerful, but in this world it's just that: a myth.

The whole world, it seems, is just to make us feel good; anything that doesn't do that is almost by definition bad. It not only has to be destroyed, but all evidence of its existence must be wiped out.

This kind of revisionism is presented as a scientific viewpoint, and history is changed ostensibly to remove the lingering traces of our superstitious past. Unless, of course, it helps get off. This pursuit of pleasure regardless of the consequence is just juvenile, and not how adults should act.

We often hear that kids grow up too fast today. That may be true, but sometimes we need to ask why. Too often kids have to grow up because their parents won't.

[LC Bloom grew out as well as up. He's from Birmingham, Alabama, and can be reached at lechroom@icloud.com. He also writes for Built for Glory (www.builtforglory.blogspot.com) and has written for COBRASAURUS‼‼! (WWW.COBRASAURUS.BLOGSPOT.COM).

A IS A

Written by Chris Bloom, posted by Lora Bloom

A while back I was a big fan of Ayn Rand. Not of her personally -- by all accounts she was a remarkably unpleasant person -- but of her books. I couldn't fully get on board with her philosophy, because of its virulently anti-Christian stance, but she had a big influence on my libertarianism.

She was too polemical to be a good novelist; even her fiction read like nonfiction. One of her central ideas has always stuck with me, though: a = a.

My mother-in-law has always said it a different way: "It is what it is." Another old saying is that if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck.

All these are just ways of saying that a thing is itself. That also means that a thing is not something different. A is not not-a. It ain't what it ain't. If it doesn't look like a duck or quack like a duck there's a good chance it's not a duck.

Even in the Bible, a is a. Jesus Christ may have lived as a man, but when it comes down to it, God isn't like us. He says as much in Psalm 50. God is different from man. A is not not-A,

Man is not God. He won't become God at some point in the future. He's an amazing creation, and because he was made in the likeness of his creator he's done some things that beggar belief. He's not God, though. If you don't remember anything else, remember that. Man is not God. Not-A is not A.

The worst thing a person can do is to is to put himself in God's place. The place God made for and reserved for himself is on the pedestal of the human heart. He was and is the only worthy object of worship. People have never been. They aren't big enough.

If a thing is true, its opposite can't be true as well. If man is in charge, then he can't not be in charge at the same time. That's just insane.

Jesus said no man can serve two masters. The same is true of our beliefs. If we believe A, we cannot behave as if we believe not-A. If we do, there's no point in claiming to believe A. That's just dishonest, and though we might fool ourselves, we're not fooling anyone else,

Saying one thing and doing another is hypocrisy. It's a lie, and has probably made more atheists both inside and outside the Church than anything else. As hard as we might try, we can't make A equal anything other then A.

[LC Bloom doesn't equal anything other than LC Bloom. He's from Birmingham, Alabama and can be reached at lechroom.com. He also writes for Built for Glory and has written for COBRASAURUS!!!!!]

CHRISTIANITY MUST DIE

Written by Chris Bloom, posted by Lora Bloom

Let me tell you what, in my experience, the average churchgoing man is like.

He's at least in his 30s, because no normal person would have time for church when he was younger. He has a wife and a couple of kids; he mostly goes for them anyway.

He's much more interested in sports than in church. He owns a Bible, but it only gets opened on Sunday mornings, or at most for a few minutes each morning for a devotional. He only reads a few verses at a time, and assumes that the Bible itself is some kind of mysterious manuscript only meant for trained professionals.

He only goes to church on Sunday mornings, and because he's expected to. Besides, it's mildly entertaining and makes no demands on him, and it's a good place to make contacts. The only time he'd even think about going any other time is when there are sports, cookouts, or motorcycles involved, preferably in some combination.

In short, his religion makes almost no impact on his life. The only thing that makes him any different from a non-Christian is where he spends less than 2% of his week.

Christianity has become a socially-expected chore. (And I live in what has been described as the most religious state in the USA. In a lot of places it's not even expected.) And for that, Christianity must die.

At least the way it's usually practiced in America. Actual Christianity, the worship of God as Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, the faith once and for all delivered to the saints, is very rare, as it always has been. It's much easier to substitute a weak, insipid version of it and follow that instead of devoting ourselves to the real thing.

Of course, I could be wrong. Maybe my experience has not been typical,or maybe I'm just being too hard on the average man in the pews (or chairs or whatever). But I don't think so. I just don't think Christianity is that important to most men.

I've said many times that I've never been asked if I was a Christian, but I was asked several times a day whether I was an Alabama or an Auburn fan. (In addition being apparently religious, this state is literally insane about college football.)

I once heard the explosion "playing church". And that's exactly what we've been doing. We've been pretending to be the Body of Christ, when in reality a good many of us don't even know what that means. For our hearts to break for what breaks God's heart, real Christianity must live, and our pale imitation Christianity must die.

[LC Bloom also must die, but for a completely different reason. That's just what people do. He's from Birmingham, Alabama, and can be reached at lechroom@icoud.com. He also writes for Built for Glory, and has written for COBRASAURUS!!!!!.]

ONE ISRAEL TOO MANY

Written by Chris Bloom, posted by Lora Bloom

There seems to be a great deal of confusion about the modern State of Israel, especially among people who should know better.

Let me say from the beginning that modern Israel is not the same as biblical Israel. To avoid mixing the two up I'll refer to the modern one as the State of Israel, its actual full name.

Part of the confusion stems from the name.. If a nation has the same name as one from the Bible, it's assumed to be the same thing.. Confusion also arises from religion. Ancient and the modern State of Israel were both founded on Judaism, though the ancient Kingdom of Israel was based on the Law of Moses, and the State of Israel seems to have been based on the Holocaust and an ethnic understanding o Judaism.

Some people, including Pope Francis I and Billy Graham, have said that people of Jewish descent don't need to be evangelized, that just being a Jew is good enough. This would have come as a surprise to Jesus,specifically said that he was sent to the lost sheep of the house of Israel. If that was true 2000 years ago, how much more is it true now that the State of Israel is ostensibly Jewish but many of its people are at least functionally atheist?

If God wouldn't put up with a nation he founded on his own word and promise, why would he put up with one the British founded on a dispensational understanding of Scripture? In what can they be his chosen people if they deny his coming, or even his very existence?

Descent from Abraham isn't enough; Jesus said that God was able to raise up children of Abraham from the stones if he wanted. Keeping the law isn't enough; it was the Apostle Paul who told us that if keeping the law could save us, there would have been no need for Christ to die.

The simple fact is that being a Jew isn't good enough.

This doesn't mean that I'm "against Israel". I don't own a fish, but that doesn't mean that I'm somehow against fish. They just aren't something I think about much. In the same way, the fact that a nation calls itself Israel doesn't make it a Christian duty to give it money. If we really believed that it was God's chosen nation we wouldn't spend so much defending it. We'd trust God to defend it instead.

The identification of the State of Israel with biblical Israel is based on bad theology, and has nothing to do with either the Bible or the world around us. What's worse is that this bad theology is being perpetuated by people who don't even believe it. There are many people whose outlook is entirely secular who just want to make sure American money is kept flowing into the State of Israel.

If you want to support the State of Israel, then do so. I'm by no means trying to dissuade you from that. Just don't let anyone guilt you into it by saying it's the duty of every Christian or some such nonsense. It just isn't true 

[LC Bloom could be taken out by the Mossad for this. He's from Blirmimgham, Blalabama (that should slow 'em down) and can be reached at lechroom@icoud.com. He also writes for Built for Glory, and has written for COBRASAURUS!!!!!]

THE WORD "I"

Written by Chris Bloom, posted by Lora Bloom

There's something poisonous in the very air we breathe. We all imbibe it, and none of us is immune. It twists us and it kills us, but all our lives we're told to get more, because the more we have the healthier we are.

We're all infected with this insidious plague of self-esteem.

Don't get me wrong. We shouldn't all be beating ourselves up and always going on about how awful we are. We just shouldn't think that much about ourselves at all. That esteem doesn't need to be wasted on us. It should be given to God.

There's nothing wrong with thinking you're valuable. God thought you were valuable to die for. But we have to keep some perspective. We shouldn't think more highly than we ought.

Last I heard, none of us was perfect. None of us was a Savior, and none of us died as a sacrifice for the sins of the entire world and was resurrected by God. Until that happens, our regard for the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit should be far above our regard for ourselves.

The biggest problem problem in the world is not a lack of self-esteem. It's a lack of God-esteem. We compare ourselves much too favorably with God's example. We're simply not as good as we think we are, and God's not as bad.

This is clearly seen in the way we use language. The most commonly-used word is 'I", and I'm pretty sure the equivalent is true in other languages. We love to talk about ourselves, and we do it without even realizing it. In fact, I'm doing it right now, and to be perfectly honest part of the reason I like doing this is that I love the attention. I may try to deflect the focus to God, but it's still my name at the top of the page, and I can't deny I like to see it there.

All the same, it's not my ego that needs stroking. All this glory belongs to God, not me. Remember that it's not about me thinking I'm awful, but about going credit where it's due.

God is all-seeing. We're not. God is all-knowing. We're not. God is all-powerful, all-loving, and all-forgiving. We're none of those things, and our refusal to acknowledge that someone else is is nothing but pettiness.

Rick Warren famously started THE PURPOSE-DRIVEN LIFE with the words, "It's not about you." While I'm by no means the biggest fan of Mr Warren, I agree that that's something we need to admit. It's not about us, and we aren't at the center of the universe. That's good, because we're not meant to be,

No one can do what he did, or continues to do. The responsibility would crush any mortal man, and I have yet to meet anyone who would make a good replacement for God. The worst "I" just isn't big enough.

[LC Bloom is barely big enough to be himself. He's from Birmingham, Alabama, and can be reached at lechroom@icloud.com. He also writes for Built for Glory (www.builtforglory.blogspot.com) and has written for COBRASAURUS!!!!! (WWW.COBRASAURUS.BLOGSPOT.COM)]

TRUST AIN'T JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT

Written by Chris Bloom, posted by Lora Bloom

Throughout the Bible, God tells people to trust him. He's forever showing people he can be trusted. That's all the Bible means by faith: trusting in something you can't see.

Of course, the opposite of trusting what God says is denying what God says. Denial seems to be our default setting, but with all the evidence God has given about his own trustworthiness, the burden of proof lies on the ones doing the denying.

Denial is easy to do, but much harder to justify. There is simply no reason for it. With all that he has done, there is not a single scrap of evidence to back up the notion that God can't be trusted. As Norm Geisler and Frank Turek put it, I don't have enough faith to be an atheist.

I'm sure there are a lot of reasons for not trusting God. Some people just deny his existence altogether. I admit it's not a position I really understand, I know some people hold it. Some of the people I know even hold it.

Some people look at all the evil in the world and conclude that God is either uncaring or malicious. It's difficult to know how to answer these people, other than to ask what they expect. Should God protect people from the consequences of their own actions and those of others? If someone shoots somebody else, should the bullet just fall to the floor without hurting anyone? If a pregnant woman drinks, should it not affect her or her baby? If a person jumps from a building, should he just float harmlessly down?

If freedom to choose means freedom to choose what's wrong, then shielding us like that would effectively destroy any freedom we might have. And if we have no freedom, then we're just automatons going through prearranged motions. (I know my Reformed brothers and sisters would say I'm wrong at various points, but all I can do is ask your indulgence. We're on the same side, after all.)

A lot of people use the argument that if God were all- good and all-powerful, then evil wouldn't exist. Since it obviously does, God is either not all-good or not all-powerful. In my opinion, that's a decent argument, but it doesn't take into account the fact that what we consider good might not be the same thing that God considers good.

Man is not the measure of all things. A lot of the mistrust and denial of God's goodness comes from holding him to a human standard that was never meant for hm. We just don't know enough to know what the best thing is. But God knows everything, and he's completely and totally good. It's not just a matter of a blind leap of faith in the dark. It's trusting that someone who can see just fine and will catch you like he promised.

And that's what some of us find so hard: trusting somebody else. Sometimes it's because we've been let down before, maybe multiple times. Sometimes it's because we just can't see how God can work things out. But God's never let anyone down, and it's not our job to know how everything will work out. It's God's. He'll take care of that; we don't have to.

Our trust in God won't make him any greater, and our denial of him won't make him any less. He'll still be God no matter what. We're the ones who stand to lose or gain.

[LC Bloom will still be LC Bloom whether you believe in him or not. He's from Birmingham, Alabama, and can be reached at lechroom@icloud.com. He also writes for Built for Glory and COBRASAURUS!!!!!]

This week’s Bible Exchange:TOWARD A THEOLOGY OF COMIC BOOKS

Written by Chris Bloom, posted by Lora Bloom

TOWARD A THEOLOGY OF COMIC BOOKS 

There are three things that have been dear to my heart my whole adult life. Two of them are history and comics.

I've always liked history. Part of it is that it was always lumped in with geography, and I can stare at maps for hours and never get bored. The main reason, though, is that the past is the part of eternity we can see. It's like we're walking backwards; we can guess what's coming, but we can only see what's already gone by. Not perfectly, of course, and it's always been subject to revision, especially in my lifetime.

I've liked comic books for a long time too. I remember liking Spider-Man when I was very young, and reading X-MEN when I was 10 or 11, but it wasn't until I was in my senior year of high school (1992) that I really got into them. The late 90s were a dire time for comics, but the early 90s weren't.

But why did I like them so much and for so long? It was a substitute for God, as near as I can tell . There's been a lot written about how superheroes are the mythology of America, and I think in a sense it's true. Looking back, all I can say for sure is that I wanted to belong to something and found an extremely nerdy way to do it.

As for what that has to do with history, I can only two words: Captain America. The fact is, though,, I never liked him when I was young. I was in my late 30s before I even paid attention to the character. But if you think about it, he's perfect for me: a man from the past living in a modern world.

Besides, he kept his word, took responsibility for his actions, and used his strength to defend the weak. He was known not for a weapon but for a shield. There are a lot worse people to emulate than Captain America.

There are a lot better, too.

Even though Captain America had been almost a substitute father for me, God had already promised to be my father. In Psalm 65 God said he would be a father to the fatherless. No one has to feel like he's alone , or an orphan.

God is the perfect father, and when he sent his son it wasn't to some vague time or imaginary world. Instead, he came to this world, at a particular time and in a particular place. And he's still alive, eternally. Christ is more than a historical fact, but he's certainly not less.

He's real, he's alive, and through his Holy Spirit he continues to act in the lives of his people. And he's the only hope mankind has. No one else died for the for the forgiveness of our sins. Not even Captain America.

So what do I think about comic books now? There's nothing inherently wrong with them, but they aren't something I feel like I need anymore. Why would I want a substitute when I have the real thing?

They're just things. I no longer invest myself into them, or live vicariously through them. They're just distractions, and I've got too much to do already.

[LC Bloom wishes he hadn't wasted so much money on comics. Or music. He's from Birmingham, Alabama, and can be reached at lechroom@icloud.com. He also writes for Built for Glory and COBRASAURUS!!!!!]

THIS WEEK'S BIBLE EXCHANGE POST: We're all liars

 If you tell the IRS you don't owe taxes on something, they're not going to just believe you. They're going to to want proof. If you say you donated something, you had better have a receipt, because the IRS will want to see it. There's a good reason for this. They don't trust you. That's not because IRS agents are inherently bad people. They've just been lied to. A lot.

People lie to the IRS all the time. In a country that revolted over taxes, cheating the government is almost seen as a patriotic duty. But a lie to the IRS or anybody else is still a lie.

It does beg the question, though, of why the Internal Revenue Service needs proof and Christians don't. After all, we're lied to just as much. Almost any pastor can tell horror stories of people who just want stuff and know that churches are a soft touch.

We often hear people say triumphantly that the United States of America is a Christian nation. It's not just in this country that people say that, either. Around the world, the words “American” and “Christian” are so closely associated in people's minds that however Americans act — and as a former sailor I can tell you that we sometimes act very badly — is assumed to be how Christians act, too.

But ask yourself this: if this was a Christian nation, would we be known everywhere for our greed and violence? Would we make immoral entertainment that brings in hundreds of billions of dollars every year both here and abroad? Would we be the world's largest importer of drugs and the world's largest exporter of pornography?

The way I see it, there are three ways to explain this discrepancy. The first is to say that the Bible was all well and good in days of yore, but we have to live in the here and now. The second explanation is even more ridiculous: that America doesn't have to obey Scripture because it's somehow special.

The third is that some of the 150 million or so people who claim to be born-again Christians in this country are lying. This seems to be by far the most likely scenario, if only because we lie all the time anyway.

In this time and place, there are still advantages to professing to believe in Christianity and to church membership. There are incentives to lie. Unfortunately, this means that there are many “members” who only show up for Christmas and Easter, or who get their names on a membership roll and never darken the doors of that place again.

Saying you're a Christian doesn't make you one, any more than claiming to be the king of the sea would mean that I was. That's like calling everyone you know and telling them you just got married, when what actually did was meet someone you like.

We need to stop just taking people at their word. If someone says he's a Christian, there should be some fruit of it in his life. Saying don't make it so.

[LC Bloom don't make it so, either. He's from Birmingham, Alabama and can be reached at lechroom@icloud.com. He also writes for Built for Glory (www.builtforglory.blogspot.com) and COBRASAURUS‼‼! (WWW.COBRASAURUS.BLOGSPOT.COM).]

Psalm 135

Why should we praise the Lord for being good? Think what it would be like if he wasn't. 

An evil, all-powerful being would be horrible beyond imagining. It would also be a logical impossibility. We serve a good God and we should be thankful we serve a good God. 

Review: INTERRUPTED by Jen Hatmaker

A long time ago someone gave me a Bible. In the introduction to Galatians it had the statement  "Liberty is not license." While Christ sets a person free, that doesn't mean that he just turns that person loose to do whatever he wants. 

Unfortunately, Hatmaker seems to blur the line between liberty and license. While her beliefs about love for and service to one's neighbor is clear and unambiguous, her stance on separation is much less clear. I don't recommend this book because it makes some good points about service, but is ultimately confusing. 

Psalm 134

God is supposed to be praised, and man is supposed to praise him. It's not like some old lady fishing for compliments. At best that kind of person is just silly. If God wasn't worthy of all this praise it would be different. But he is. He's the greatest thing thing that's ever existed. 

Praising God is just giving him his due. 

Review: COMPLETE WORKS by Menno Simons

While the works of Menno Simons provide a very good look at the thought of one of the most important Anabaptist leaders and are extremely inexpensive, they're also very repetitive. Simons may have written to a lot of people, but he tended to tell them the same things. 

Still, it's hard to overlook the value of this collection. I think I paid about  $4 for the Kindle version. I recommend it, but unless you're just determined to read every word Simons wrote, it's best to just skim through it. 

Psalm 133

David may have written about how good unity was, but that didn't keep the people of God from dividing just a  couple of generations later. 

We've always had a tendency to divide at the drop of a hat. There are hundreds of Anabaptist denominations, and something like 25,000 Protestant ones, and the Church of Rome has only maintained the unity it has by the threat of force. Christians have made Jesus' prayer for unity a sick joke. 

The commands of Jesus IX

Hear then ... (MAT 13.18)

.... let him hear. (MAT 13.43)

... you give them something to eat. (MAT 14.16)

... bring them to me ... (MAT 14.18)

... take heart ... (MAT 14.27)

... do not be afraid. (MAT 14.27)

... come. (MAT 14.29)

Hear and understand ... (MAT 15.10)

Let them alone ... (MAT 15.14)

... watch and beware ... (MAT 16.5)

Psalm 132

In this psalm there's a repetition of the well-known promise to David that he would always have a descendant on the throne of Israel. I've heard about this promise as long as I've been in church, usually spiritualized to refer to Christ, but I've never heard the  "if" clause mentioned. 

And there's always an  "if". 

Review: OVERRATED by Eugene Cho

While this book has an intriguing premise -- that Christians ultimately like the idea of changing the world more than actually doing it -- in the end it just seems like a rehash of ideas I've already seen. 

Since it seems to be just repeating what others have said better, I don't see any reason to recommend it. 

Psalm 131

You don't have to know everything. Sometimes it's just enough to know that God is God, 

Unfortunately, some people believe they have to understand everything about God and his plans. We'd all be better off with the attitude in this psalm. Some things are just too wonderful to fully comprehend. 

A horoscope

I know a horoscope is the last thing you'd expect to find here, partly because the idea that our destinies are determined by the positions of balls of rock and gas millions of miles away is about as logical as thinking geese fly south because you drop a hammer on your foot. Unless you're an astronomer.

Astrology is known by the technical term  "stupid". Rest assured, though, that this is at least as scientific as what's in the paper every day. 

Taurus -- After today the saying will be changed: Stupid is as you do. 

Aries -- Wearing shoes on your ears is dumb, but no one can tell you that.

Pisces -- You might as well do whatever you want. You're going to be eaten by bears anyway.

Aquarius — Avoid any Scorpios with Ebola. Or anyone with Ebola,  really.

Capricorn — A town will be named for you. Unfortunately, it will be populated solely by zombies.

Sagittarius — You'll believe anything, so you'll take an unexpected trip when a leprechaun gives you candy. From Mars.

Scorpio — You will be stung to death. Oddly enough, by bears.

Libra — No one likes a smartmouth, you ignorant cow.

Virgo — Try wearing a kilt. What do you have to lose at this point?

Leo  — If you are what you eat, you will be 14 bowls of Chocolate Lucky Charms.

Cancer — Yep. You've got it. I honestly don't know how you didn't see that coming.

Gemini --Absolutely nothing interesting will happen to you today, but your identical twin will have a great time. 

THIS WEEK'S BIBLE EXCHANGE POST: There's no such thing as separation from God

 

 

In recent years it's been popular to say that non-Christians will be “separated from God” after death, as an alternative to saying they'll be in Hell. In a way that's understandable; the threat of the torments of Hell has been used to bludgeon and scare people for so long they don't even want to hear the name anymore.

 

CS Lewis famously said that if there was any doctrine he would like to remove from Christianity it would be this one. It's a terrible, terrible thing, in the sense that it causes terror. At least it should, but no one goes to Hell anymore. They got “separated from God”. 

 

The trouble is that the Bible never says anything like that. In fact, it says the opposite. In Psalm 139.8 (ESV), David says, “If I ascend to Heaven you are there! If I make my bed in Sheol, you are there!” There's nowhere people can go to get away from God. If there's a place where people can be separated from God, then there's a place God can't go, and there's no place like that in the universe.

 

You literally cannot get away from God. He is everywhere. That's what “omniipresent” means. By going to Hell, you don't separate yourself from God. You just separate yourself from his mercy and forgiveness.

 

We often say that we believe that God is good, but we seem to confuse being good with being nice, but they aren't even remotely the same thing. John Milton wrote about how awf ul goodness was; how “"awe-full” it would be to stand before absolute goodness, naked and unprotected.

 

God is good, but he's not nice. That's not to say he's some kind of jerk, but he's not a Cosmic Grandpa either, just smiling indulgently while people have a good time. God is not Santa Claus.

 

God doesn't just turn it blind eye to the sins we commit. Every action we take, even every idle word we speak, will have to be accounted for. We’re responsible for what we say and do, even what we think is secret. When it comes down to it, nothing is secret.

 

So where did this idea of separation from God come from? I think in the beginning I'm sure it was meant harmlessly, as an easy way to comfort people who had lost someone who died showing no evidence of salvation. At some point, though, the euphemism took over and became a way of hiding the truth. And when something is meant to obscure the truth, it becomes a lie.

 

We should never use lies to tell people the truth. Lying isn't a tool we're given by God. It isn't his to give, and it never was. Satan is the father of lies, not God.

 

There is no such thing as separation from God. While that is no doubt a terrible thought to paranoids with something to hide — at least I know it was to me — it's comforting when you're on God’s side and can call him protector and friend. There's not a single place he can't go, to be with you and to protect you. Nothing and nowhere is beyond him.

 

Again, I'm sure that the phrase “separation from God” was and is used with the best of intentions, but it's long past time we realized that it's not enough to have good intentions. It matters what we think and do. And our thoughts and beliefs will affect what we do.

 

We don't have the luxury of smiling indulgently, either. Over a hundred thousand people die every day, and the vast majority of them aren't Christians. Those people aren't going to spend eternity separated from God. They're doing to spend eternity in Hell, and that's not something we should wish on anyone.

 

Separation from God doesn't sound so bad if you don't know what it actually entails. If you do it's the worst thing imaginable. Letting a person think otherwise is just a lie.

 

[LC Bloom is one of the worst things imaginable, and he doesn't let anyone think otherwise. He's from Birmingham, Alabama, and can be reached at lechroom@icoud.com. He also writes for Built for Glory and COBRASAURUS‼‼!] 

 

 

Review: NKJV NEW TESTAMENT read by Johnny Cash

I can't review the contents, so I'll just stick to the translation and the performance. 

The New King James Version isn't the best translation of the Bible, but it's not the worst, either. It's translated from the same manuscripts as the original King James Version, which is both its claim to fame and its disadvantage. There have been a lot of manuscripts discovered since 1611, but few if any that have any real affect on the Bible. There's nothing wrong with the NKJV.

The primary draw is that it's read by Johnny Cash. I'll be the first to admit that I'm a big fan of his, and his name was the main reason I got this in the first place. By everything I've seen and heard, he believed what he was reading, and that faith and his unmistakable voice make all the difference. 

It's Johnny Cash reading the New Testament. Of course I recommend it. 

Psalm 130

No matter what you've done, God will forgive you. 

That's hard for us to grasp, but if we just turn back to him and ask, he will forgive us. Israel had done a lot of terrible things by this time, but according to this psalm, they had never done anything beyond God's ability to forgive. He's not a God who looks for a reason to condemn people; he's a God who looks for a reason to save them. 

Psalm 129

Even if people mistreat us, or if they always have, it doesn't mean that God hates us or has abandoned us. We tend to judge what we can't see by what we can, but as God has told us repeatedly in his word, he isn't like us. People can be hateful or petty, but God can never be. 

He's always waiting to shelter us if we'll just ask. 

Review: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES by Ray Bradbury

I like scary stories, but most things marketed as horror are just violent and gory. The older I get, the more I realize that a truly terrifying atmosphere depends more upon what you don't show than what you you do. No matter how terrible the image a person may create, it's not as bad as what the audience will create in their imaginations. 

In this book Ray Bradbury takes his own childhood and creates a dark fantasy. He's considered one of the greatest authors in American history, and one of the reasons his books seem so real is that they are real in a sense; all of them draw from his deep, deep store of memories. The world he describes here doesn't exist anymore, and when it's threatened it doesn't feel like a battle between two boys and a sinister carnival. It feels like a showdown between love and nihilism. 

Maybe that's why I like this book so much. While the characters are very good, the story seems much bigger than characters. I recommend it. 

Psalm 128

Just because the Bible says something, it doesn't mean it's a promise. 

Some people like to find promises in the Bible that aren't really there. The Psalms and Proverbs are especially popular for this. One problem, among others, is that it's pretty safe to say that none of the people doing this is an Old Testament Jew. Another is that this kind of twisting of Scripture in order to hold God to something is just legalism. 

The commands of Jesus VIII

And do not fear ... (MAT 10.28)

Rather fear him ... (MAT 10.28)

Therefore, do not fear.... (MAT 10.32)

Do not think ... (MAT 10.34)

Go and tell John ... (MAT 11.4)

.... let him hear. (MAT 11.15)

Come to me .... (MAT 11.28)

Stretch out your hand. (MAT 12.13)

Either make the tree and its fruit good, or make the tree and its fruit bad. (MAT 12.32)

.. let him hear. (MAT 13.9)

Psalm 127

While this psalm calls children a blessing, we tend to look on them as a curse. And it's not just abortionists either; even in the church we rarely have more than two or three. I'm ashamed to say that I chose to have my wife surgically mutilated rather than accept what God might give us. 

We have become a culture that flushes its heritage down a sink. 

Review: LUNCH WITH A SOCIOPATH by Lucie Lilly Pawlak

This was a hard book to read, not because the font was too small or the words too long, but because of its depiction of both the depth and the utter banality of evil, and of how some people are drawn in against their wills. 

I was expecting this to be a novel and fairly light read, but instead I found it to be the apparently true story of a Texas woman's victimization, mostly by an Episcopalian priest. The only part that doesn't seem to fit is the late revelation of a counselor's own predatory nature. It doesn't seem false, but it does draw attention from the main storyline. 

Though it's mainly about a woman's descent, it's also about her redemption, particularly through her husband's unconditional love. Though he's hardly ever the focus of the book, he provides a solid foundation for her and embodies the love of God better than anyone else in this book. It's not an easy book, but there's abundant forgiveness on display, and I recommend it. 

Psalm 126

To be in God's favor is to know joy. 

Not happiness; that's just a temporary feeling of well-being based on enjoying your circumstances. Not contentment, which is just satisfaction with your situation. Joy is deeper; it can't be taken from you and it lasts forever. 

The incredible arrogance of secularism

Most of us have heard the story of the blind men and the elephant. One feels its trunk and says the elephant must be like a snake, another feels its ear and says the elephant must be like a fan, a third feels its side and says the elephant must be like a wall, etc. Each is right to a certain extent, but none of them can put the descriptions together to make a coherent animal. 

The story is often used to show how each religion has a part of the truth but can't see how they all fit together. What the story never tells, though, is that there has to be an independent observer who sees everything to even know there's an elephant there. That's the position secularism has assigned itself. 

In effect, its role in the story is to tell the blind men that they're all right but there's no such thing as an elephant. 

It's just unbridled arrogance to place yourself in judgment not only of religious beliefs but of the very existence of God. It's essentially saying that God can only be the second smartest being in existence, because he's only there because you allow it. That's the kind of hubris that got Satan kicked out of Heaven.