16. Stupid is always funny.
17. Do your have-tos before your want-tos.
18. A gun is always loaded.
19. There's no point worrying until there's a reason to worry,
20. Everything is a rumor until the Captain says it.
21. There's no point worrying about things you can't change.
22. You get to choose your actions, but not the consequences.
I don't think there are any more, except, "My wife's smarter than me," and she doesn't even believe it.
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