Let me explain what "completely paralyzed" means

Some people don't seem to understand when they're told about me, so I'll help you out.

All I can do is move my eyes. I can't speak, swallow, or move anything else voluntarily. I can' say hello, shake your hand, or even turn my head to look at you.

I'm literally paralyzed from the eyeballs down.

Please don't ask me to do things I can't do. Please don't make me show off, either.

Thank you.